Rule for dating my son
Love with your whole heart and express that love each and every day. Every child remembers the first time they drove on daddy’s lap.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my pneumatic nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.Rule #4 I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.Rule #1 If you pull into my driveway and honk your horn, you'd better be delivering a package, because you sure as hell are NOT picking anything up. You may glance at her, so long as you do NOT peer at anything below her neck.If you can NOT keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.
There is something about sharing a day of hot dogs, sunshine and baseball with your father. When he is young, he will express his love fully and innocently.
Boys have this preconceived notion that they have to be tough.
However, many of you have older daughters and you are in the middle of this tumultuous time of life. This picture will be used on the cover of the upcoming book Don’t let this sneak up on you. We have two kids, Brittany (29) and Trevor (25) I am the Senior Vice President for Saving Innocence.
I would like to offer a couple of thoughts in this regard. I have a passion for my family and have learned a few things along the way.
I recently ran across a great list I want to share with you. 10 Rules for Dating my Daughter I would think any young man would be better off knowing this helpful information.